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mmmmmmmmm..............had the most amazing time last night.............noodle came up..........we had been out for a meal and then a drink and came home, i was feeling rather horny by this time............i said good bye to my mum for babysitting and put my son to bed...............
me and noodle continued to finnish off the bottle of jack daniels ..........i was feeling rally horny now and straddled noodle and started to kiss and tease him with my mouth..........not quite touching his lips with mine........going in for a kiss but not quite.....................then i kissed him hard.............and deep..............mmmmm.........his lips were so soft against mine and his tounge was so warm and wet..........i just wanted it on my pussy...................we kissed for like what seamed forever, long and hard..........then he said lets just get to bed!..................
i put all the lights off and we went to my room............i have a gothic bed with drapes around the bed so i feel at ease there..............like im in a movie...............i put on some music and got into bed..............we started to touch each other and he started to kiss me really hard................ started growling in my ear......this drives me mad.....................and we just started pulling at each other...............roughly.............
by now we were both getting pretty hot and i felt his hand slip down my pants.......he started to touch my pussy and it felt so amazing!!!..............tbc
Last night was the winter solstice, the longest night of the year... and how can you have a long night without having any fun? Yesterday I forbade the big kitty to get off until I got to his house - which, judging by the entry he posted, he found rather frustrating. *unabashedly sadistic giggle* Still, it made for a fun evening. Especially the bit where my good old unitard got completely wrecked...
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During a particularly unmemorable (which I guess wouldn't make it particular) hook-up with The Experience Junkie, he slapped my ass and said "Oh, you like that don't you." Well, up until he put on the faux-sultry voice to ask for my approval, I had. But once he arched his eyebrow into that expression that only Leonard Nimoy and The Rock dare take out of the bedroom, it was all I could do not to go into full sarcastic dirty talk mode.
Elvis was the
The most honest sounding man I've ever slept with was deaf. He moaned in a rhythm that would make a metronome jealous. He also never referred to me as his kin, or went into boring detail about what he did and didn't like. He could have, I was near fluent in ASL, but he felt it was better to communicate by eye contact and the occasional wrist grab when we weren't face to face. A simple squeeze on a pressure point is a much more concise way to point out that you not ready to be on the receiving end of a fuck than "Not yet, baby, why don't you polish my pearl a little more first." A statement, which, now that I think about it, should have been THE runner up of the worst thing anyone said to me in bed (or on the living room floor, in this case). I mean, that sort of makes sense in a hetero relationship, what with the similarities between cunt and clam (they both have four letter and start with a c), but a guy's asshole has nearly nothing in common with a clam. Unless, of course, he's been sitting naked on a beach somewhere, or he swallowed one of his mother's necklaces.
I often wonder where the lexicon of bad porn talk was born. I don't have much experience with pre-80's porn, and by then phrases like "Oh Daddy, fuck me harder, daddy, yes, I love it when you fuck me daddy" were pretty commonplace. Was there some boom of incest porn in the 70's that 80's pornographers were satirizing, or is there more than a fetish community's worth of people who like to imagine they're fucking their offspring? Personally, everytime I hear someone call me Daddy, I begin to calculate how much I'd owe their mother in back child support.
After you do that, you'll get to a page explaining that it's a closed community asking if you really want to submit a request to join. After you submit the request, the mods will get an email about it. We'll check to see if you have your date of birth listed on your info page and, if you do, make sure that you're 18+ years old. If everything is OK, we'll accept and you'll get an email letting you know (either way).
EDIT: This post is just for people that want to join (hence the public post). Existing members can ignore this post.
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With that, we will be adding a new rule. If you want to be a member of this community, you need to do one of two things:
1) Email us, IM us with your FULL birthday. Only use this option if you cannot, for whatever reason, comply with option number 2
2) Or, more desirably, make sure your FULL birthdate is on your profile page.
You guys have until Monday at midnight (tuesday) to do one of those 2 things. If, for some reason, you fail to do so, you will get one of three things from us: an email, an IM, or a comment in your own journal. Either way, we're going to ask you your birthdate. Granted, we realize some people may actually lie about their birthdates...this is just an action that we need to take to keep the community from being shut down.
I owe you guys 2 juicy TMSI's now. Don't let me forget!
*edit* ok, the community is now CLOSED! granted, its not monday yet, but its closed. you do have until monday to do those 2 options though.
we have minors in the community. so far, i've discovered 13. sexity_sex_sex, blackflamez, breezy01, ghettofridge, kixxy (you just missed it by a month...sorry, rules are rules. come back in a month :D), kut_u_up_b182, longlivethecow, metallcarox55, moochild, oioichaosrules, ziggysan, razormirror, sampagita you guys are banned until you are 18 years of age, come back when you're 18 and we'll welcome you with open arms.
i can't sleep folks, so it's gonna be a long night of making sure all of you folks are legal. if you do not have your full birthday listed in your profile...2 things. 1, why not? and 2, put it there for me.
yea, i realize this post doesn't have tmsi in it...i'll post a big, juicy detailed one sometime over the weekend.
that is all
*edit* ok maybe i won't see them all tonight...but by monday, i will have seen each and every one of you guys' profile pages..please include your birthdays IN FULL
*edit**edit*we're not, unless quecojones wants it, limiting the community to those with full birthdays listed. i will be updating this journal entry frequently with the list of those banned. If you don't have your full birthday listed, you will either get a comment from me in your journal or an email by monday. If you refuse to give me your full birthday (believe me, i've run into some already), then I will be forced to ban you. Just cooperate with me guys.