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Pompoir [18 Oct 2006|11:55pm]

[ mood | horny ]

True story of a trick I taught my new grlfriend.  All it takes is one dildo and one cunt to learn how.


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House cleaning [24 Jun 2005|01:43am]

In a big, bad, ugly way.
If I removed your name in error, email me.

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[10 Jan 2005|09:49pm]

[ mood | devious ]

mmmmmmmmm..............had the most amazing time last night.............noodle came up..........we had been out for a meal and then a drink and came home, i was feeling rather horny by this time............i said good bye to my mum for babysitting and put my son to bed...............

me and noodle continued to finnish off the bottle of jack daniels ..........i was feeling rally horny now and straddled noodle and started to kiss and tease him with my mouth..........not quite touching his lips with mine........going in for a kiss but not quite.....................then i kissed him hard.............and deep..............mmmmm.........his lips were so soft against mine and his tounge was so warm and wet..........i just wanted it on my pussy...................we kissed for like what seamed forever, long and hard..........then he said lets just get to bed!..................

i put all the lights off and we went to my room............i have a gothic bed with drapes around the bed so i feel at ease there..............like im in a movie...............i put on some music and got into bed..............we started to touch each other and he started to kiss me really hard................ started growling in my ear......this drives me mad.....................and we just started pulling at each other...............roughly................he started to bite my neck hard and i groaned with excitement...................i unbuttoned my shirt and he grabbed my breast and started sucking eagerly on my rock hard nipple...............i shared a bit then gave him one whilst i sucked on my other ........

by now we were both getting pretty hot and i felt his hand slip down my pants.......he started to touch my pussy and it felt so amazing!!!..............tbc

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Comment whorage [23 Dec 2004|08:08am]

[ mood | cheerful ]

I'm noticing that I'm running a little dry in terms of comments on my exploits, so I figured i'd come in and "drum up a little business" as it were. Come visit, poke around, read my adventures.

Last night was the winter solstice, the longest night of the year... and how can you have a long night without having any fun? Yesterday I forbade the big kitty to get off until I got to his house - which, judging by the entry he posted, he found rather frustrating. *unabashedly sadistic giggle* Still, it made for a fun evening. Especially the bit where my good old unitard got completely wrecked...

( rest of story. )

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The Power of Porn Talk [15 Aug 2004|12:53am]

As has already been established, the worst thing someone anyone ever said to me in bed was "You're better than my brother." Runner-ups include "Penetrate me", "You want my ass, don't you?", "Spank me, Daddy", and "It burns". Ok, I am fairly certain that "it burns" wasn't supposed to sound sexy, but the rest clearly were.

During a particularly unmemorable (which I guess wouldn't make it particular) hook-up with The Experience Junkie, he slapped my ass and said "Oh, you like that don't you." Well, up until he put on the faux-sultry voice to ask for my approval, I had. But once he arched his eyebrow into that expression that only Leonard Nimoy and The Rock dare take out of the bedroom, it was all I could do not to go into full sarcastic dirty talk mode.

Elvis was the king apprentice of dirty talk. He was always asking for approval, calling me various members of his family, and oohing and ahhing like the background vocals for an early 1990's Madonna track. Don't get me wrong, I love hearing ooohing and ahhing going on, provided it's honest. And while I'm not going to hook my fuckee/fucker up to a lie detector, I tend to have a pretty good ear for when someone is impersonating something from a mid-80's porno.

The most honest sounding man I've ever slept with was deaf. He moaned in a rhythm that would make a metronome jealous. He also never referred to me as his kin, or went into boring detail about what he did and didn't like. He could have, I was near fluent in ASL, but he felt it was better to communicate by eye contact and the occasional wrist grab when we weren't face to face. A simple squeeze on a pressure point is a much more concise way to point out that you not ready to be on the receiving end of a fuck than "Not yet, baby, why don't you polish my pearl a little more first." A statement, which, now that I think about it, should have been THE runner up of the worst thing anyone said to me in bed (or on the living room floor, in this case). I mean, that sort of makes sense in a hetero relationship, what with the similarities between cunt and clam (they both have four letter and start with a c), but a guy's asshole has nearly nothing in common with a clam. Unless, of course, he's been sitting naked on a beach somewhere, or he swallowed one of his mother's necklaces.

I often wonder where the lexicon of bad porn talk was born. I don't have much experience with pre-80's porn, and by then phrases like "Oh Daddy, fuck me harder, daddy, yes, I love it when you fuck me daddy" were pretty commonplace. Was there some boom of incest porn in the 70's that 80's pornographers were satirizing, or is there more than a fetish community's worth of people who like to imagine they're fucking their offspring? Personally, everytime I hear someone call me Daddy, I begin to calculate how much I'd owe their mother in back child support.

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Joining the community... [09 Jun 2004|03:17am]

[ mood | bitchy ]

Just to remind you guys, LJ has changed the community management/moderation system. If you want to join the community, you have to go to the community's info page and click on the link to join.

After you do that, you'll get to a page explaining that it's a closed community asking if you really want to submit a request to join. After you submit the request, the mods will get an email about it. We'll check to see if you have your date of birth listed on your info page and, if you do, make sure that you're 18+ years old. If everything is OK, we'll accept and you'll get an email letting you know (either way).

EDIT: This post is just for people that want to join (hence the public post). Existing members can ignore this post.

-the mad mod

Wanna Get to Know You - The G-Unit

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Closed Community [14 Feb 2004|09:55pm]

[ mood | working ]

In light of recent events in the community, quecojones and I have decided that the community will become a closed community by midnight on Monday, Feb. 16 (technically tuesday, but hey...). Entries will be only visible to community members.

NOTE: PLEASE do not comment in princezz522 or quecojones own personal livejournals about joining unless you've tried emailing or IMing one of us first. When you email us, please give us 2-3 days to contact you. If you don't hear from us after those 3 days, THEN comment in our journals.

With that, we will be adding a new rule. If you want to be a member of this community, you need to do one of two things:

1) Email us, IM us with your FULL birthday. Only use this option if you cannot, for whatever reason, comply with option number 2
2) Or, more desirably, make sure your FULL birthdate is on your profile page.

You guys have until Monday at midnight (tuesday) to do one of those 2 things. If, for some reason, you fail to do so, you will get one of three things from us: an email, an IM, or a comment in your own journal. Either way, we're going to ask you your birthdate. Granted, we realize some people may actually lie about their birthdates...this is just an action that we need to take to keep the community from being shut down.

I owe you guys 2 juicy TMSI's now. Don't let me forget!

*edit* ok, the community is now CLOSED! granted, its not monday yet, but its closed. you do have until monday to do those 2 options though.

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Date... [14 Feb 2004|08:52pm]

[ mood | happy ]

Things may be looking up. ;)


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jail bait [14 Feb 2004|02:00am]

Attention guys!

we have minors in the community. so far, i've discovered 13. sexity_sex_sex, blackflamez, breezy01, ghettofridge, kixxy (you just missed it by a month...sorry, rules are rules. come back in a month :D), kut_u_up_b182, longlivethecow, metallcarox55, moochild, oioichaosrules, ziggysan, razormirror, sampagita you guys are banned until you are 18 years of age, come back when you're 18 and we'll welcome you with open arms.

i can't sleep folks, so it's gonna be a long night of making sure all of you folks are legal. if you do not have your full birthday listed in your profile...2 things. 1, why not? and 2, put it there for me.

yea, i realize this post doesn't have tmsi in it...i'll post a big, juicy detailed one sometime over the weekend.

that is all

*edit* ok maybe i won't see them all tonight...but by monday, i will have seen each and every one of you guys' profile pages..please include your birthdays IN FULL

*edit**edit*we're not, unless quecojones wants it, limiting the community to those with full birthdays listed. i will be updating this journal entry frequently with the list of those banned. If you don't have your full birthday listed, you will either get a comment from me in your journal or an email by monday. If you refuse to give me your full birthday (believe me, i've run into some already), then I will be forced to ban you. Just cooperate with me guys.

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I got "let go" from my job today... [13 Feb 2004|07:08pm]

[ mood | pissed off ]

so now I need to kill something or Have some very angry leather bound and gagged, whip swinging, hard, heavy, and sweaty sex. With tons of biting, scratching, and general blood letting involved.

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Meme... [13 Feb 2004|03:23am]

[ mood | curious ]

From beyondbounds:

What I am proposing is you write a community post (relating to sex somehow) which includes either:

  • something you have done which you usually keep secret
  • something you desire to do which you usually keep secret
  • something you have done of which you have been ashamed
  • something you desire to do of which you have been ashamed

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alright... [12 Feb 2004|09:11pm]

[ mood | aggravated ]

So I finaly had sex today for the first time since...june (long sabatical for me) And normaly, I would not complain about having sex. And in truth I suppose i really shouldn't. But..geeh. *whimpers* It was SO not good! The only exciting part was that it was in the guys living room and his brother could have come in at any second and we would be there on the couch with me stradeling my friend. Now normaly the situation alone would get me hot and it did. But..he was no good! You know how you can know a person for a while and fantasize how someone might be in bed and then you get some really good masturbation thoughts and just go at it alone thinking about whoever it is. ((I do/did that)) But then you finaly after so long get the real thing...and its a total let down... I HATE THAT! I think I've had one successful story on my fantasies and unfortunately he and I never got together but the once. *pout* Today's guy was a good kisser yes, he went down on me a total plus, but...when it came right down to it...even I couldn't make it even better and I tried! I tried so hard! He got off, good for him...I didn't. I think I got about...half way down the road to getting off. We'll still be friends and I might give him another chance or two just to see if maybe it was a fluke, bad timing or something. But talk about disapointment. Tell me I'm not the only one who's been in this situation...

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oh yuuuuumm.... [11 Feb 2004|09:50pm]

[ mood | horny ]

So I just spend the last hour or so talking to my boyfriend and sending him pictures of hot androgynous japanese guys. I love having a bisexual boyfriend and talking about how sexy all of these guys are together. It's just so much fun. Then we started talking about how we really need to find another bisexual boy who would want to fool around with us...because we want to suck a cock together at least ONCE. Oh yum.

Oh yeah, and he sent me here. I love being able to drool over things like that with him.

The fact that he wants a cock in his mouth makes him that much hotter to me. That and it's funny how when I complain about the random cock sucking urges that I get how he can completely and totally relate. It's awesome.

Too bad he is a country away right now. I could use some sex. Damnitall.

I WANT SEX! A hot nasty threesome with two boys...MMMMMM!!!

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Come roll with me [12 Feb 2004|12:07am]

I lost my virginity when I was 16..the summer before my junior year.
During that time my neighbors still had their dog and would take week long vacations. So they would leave me to be in charge taking care of their dog. That meant I had a key. So my first and I snuck out of our houses around 3AM, and went into my neighbors house.
We fucked for two hours on their bed. It was a hot sweaty, practically all positions kind of sex. He left a lil white stain on their sheets from the condom dripping.

I have never had sex in a non-risky place, or during a non-risky situation.

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[10 Feb 2004|07:55pm]

[ mood | flirty ]

heyy!!!!! im kaylee and this is myy firrrrrst time posting here.
ok well im 18 & from miami and my bf and me LUUUUUUUVVVVV sex!!!
espically really kinki sex.
so we were having anal sex doggy style cuz thats like the best way to fuck..
i luv anal!
so anyway he told me to lean up
and so i did
then he started giving me the himlick manuver!!!!
omgggggggg it felt soooo wonderful.
i puked all over his legs and rubbed it in w/ my hands.
he luvvvved it soo much!
aftrwardz he gagged me w/ a sock, handcuffed me to the bed and fucked me regular style w/ him on top.

anyone else like to give the himlick manuver while havin anal?!!?

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suitable for this community i thought... [10 Feb 2004|09:44pm]

Kiss Me

Your Candy Heart Is "Kiss Me"

You're a romantic at heart - which is quite sweet

You fall quickly and often for many people you meet.

While you're romantic, you've been know to crawl up with a dirty book

Warning to all: You're not as innocent as you may look.

What Naughty Candy Heart Are You?

More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva

i look innocent? thats news to me...

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[10 Feb 2004|04:00pm]

i am new here and i thought i might share with you guys if ya need it...:


Username: boosexs848
Password: daamezc219

please use and tell code to your friends..
and please tell me if it doesn't work (= enjoy!

also just wondering, what age did you all lose your virginity? ok that's all.. Thanks!

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[10 Feb 2004|04:54pm]

One of the creepiest things I've seen in awhile...

not work safe (is anything in this group?)

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treat me right bitch. [10 Feb 2004|12:35pm]

I'm new and i love sex. i'm trying to join all the sex communities i can and make some new friends here.. I have a greatestjournal, and own Two sex sites there. One is called OhhhFuckme and the other one is called Ask_a_sexpert...check them out if you ever go to greatestjournal.com... I'm giving up on my sex journal there b/c it takes too much work to keep people interested in what your writing.. sometimes i feel like just saying YEA, I FUCKED TONIGHT. BYE. and other times i go into LOTS of details... my life is getting too busy for that now, so communities fit me well.... well, thats my INTRO....

Girls, how many vibrators do you own?? Which one is your favorite??

I own 7, and my favorite is my Wascally Wabbit... Read more...Collapse )

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A confession [09 Feb 2004|10:49pm]

My dad gave me some cash when I went home from college this past weekend.

I spent it on porn.

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